i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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