3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
