Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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