How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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