Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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