Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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