you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm too high and old for this...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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