I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i've created a new STD.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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