Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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