Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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