I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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