the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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