There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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