i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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