This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Michael Bay diarrhea
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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