There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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