I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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