big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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