What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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