I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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