I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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