Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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