Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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