I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
someone owes me an orgasm
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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