We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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