twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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