Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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