he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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