I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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