so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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