my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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