Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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