Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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