O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
This toilet bowl is my home.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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