Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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