your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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