u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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