it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Still dying that you shit outside
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
