I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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