I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
All the doctor said was why
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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