On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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