butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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