You can't motorboat a personality
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just googled if crying burns calories
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
