Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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