So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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