Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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