Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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