If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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