you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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