Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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